Delicious things

 

 

مزیدار باتیں

• A: I cut a man's pocket.

Second: Wonderful ... How late?

First: I am a tailor.

• A child eating chocolate rhatha man said,

Too much chocolate does not best
     The child said,
My grandfather used to live 105 years
     Man,
He used to eat chocolate?
     child,
No, they were your own business

 

 A man came into the village and get the food that feeds them, otherwise they will be treated with the people of your village first
Everyone brought food in fear and lose heart in the idea that this man also dealt with the same way the whole village alone
Finally a man afraid I'm afraid that I asked you what the first village
The man replied that he was showing no food in the village, he went on leave

 

 Teachers, students: Why did you come to school tomorrow?
Pupil: Sir, I have the bird flu.
Teacher: If there is bird flu chickens.
Pupil: I'm not ... Man, Sir, why do you make me cock every day

 

A police inspector to his son:
"Your result is not good. Ty.uy play and watch your today. "
Son: "Hold it at 50! And hold that place two